Sweet Jesus, I crashed and burned on the raw foods diet today.  After my reading at the Tidewater Barnes and Noble in Norfolk, Virginia, I had 12 hours to kill–I was at the mall, absolutely starving, and there was nothing to eat.  I thought, “Screw it, it’s Saturday, one day off the regimen while on tour won’t kill me.”  And so…oh, God, I feel embarrassed just admitting it…I had Burger King.  I know.  I know.  It was that, Sbarro, China King, or an ice cream sundae.  I tried to choose the lesser of the evils by having a chicken sandwich, but the damage was done.  I went to see “The Reader” afterwards and ordered a popcorn, Diet Coke and Sour Patch Kids.  (Well, seeing as I was already on the path to destruction…)  My stomach is currently killing me and I can’t wait to start afresh tomorrow.  Bring on the veggies!