Kate and The Queen hang out, look at dresses
After Will ‘n Kate’s Former North American Colonies Tour of Triumph, I’ve been going through Kate Middleton withdrawal big-time. Listen here, Duch – you can’t swan around the world in a cloud of puppies and rainbows, giving me daily doses of your orgasmic outfits and unicorn-birthing hair, and then just up and disappear! That’s not the deal!
But it’s all good. Kate has graciously provided us obsessives with the mother of all photo ops: Kate and the Queen, together in Buckingham Palace, at a private viewing of Kate’s Alexander McQueen wedding dress. (ZOMG, I think I just had a minor stroke.)
There is a small but significant coterie of conspiracy theorists the world over who think the British royals, and particularly the Queen, are reptiles. I know that Queen E is a little cold and remote, but I’m not sure if that makes her jurassic. Regardless, I am dying to know what she and Kate really think of each other, and what their (no doubt) stilted, British-y conversations consist of. (The DailyMail gives us a little clue…)
The Queen: Helloooo!
Kate: (smiling) Your majesty.
The Queen: Ooooh noooo! The mannequin is headless! Horrible! Horrid!
Kate: It has a 3D effect.
The Queen: Quite. Where are my corgis?
The Royal Wedding Dress: A Story of Great British Design runs until October 3 at Buckingham Palace. If you’re in England, get your tickets from www.royalcollection.org.uk and let us know how it is!
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