Posts Tagged ‘Angelina Jolie’

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the premiere of Salt

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the Salt premiere (Mayer/WireImage)

They’re baaaack!

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt hit the red carpet yesterday for the Salt premiere at Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood.  (What do you know?  I drove right by there and had no clue it was going on!)

Angie’s in Armani and Brad’s in Tom Ford. (Meanwhile, my ego’s in shambles knowing there is no level of makeup, plastic surgery or Satanic dealing that would allow me to approach even half of Angelina Jolie’s hotness.)

I do wish Brad would take off those sunglasses so we could all see more of his pretty face, but at least he shaved the goat beard.

Small victories, you know?

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Oscar! Oscar!

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

Jolie is nursing the mother of all hangovers today!  After meeting a dear producer friend for drinks in Santa Monica at classic local haunt Chez Jay, I briefly stopped by a friend’s party in Marina del Rey, then went to the Beverly Hills Hotel for the real action!  The Beverly Hills Hotel plays host to the annual Night of 100 Stars party, and a friend of mine somehow got us in at the last minute, albeit as the party was beginning to wind down.  (We don’t reveal our secrets…but Jedi mind tricks do seem to work remarkably well…)  When I was coming out of the bathroom, I nearly ran smack-dab into Gary Busey, who is…erm…interesting.

Later, on the patio, I was sitting at a table overlooking the gardens and drinking champagne (it all sounds so tragically glamorous, doesn’t it?) when I suddenly realized that the man I’d been sitting next to for the past hour was not only a famous producer and the son of agent Norby Walters, who hosts the Night of 100 Stars party, but that I had literally slept in his bed before!  (Before you go getting ideas, his old roommate is my friend, and I’d crashed in his empty bedroom before while in New York City.)  He then realized who I was, and told me he has my book and refers to it often.  It was a fun, surreal moment.  I spent the last hour of the evening talking shop with writer/actor Michael Boatman, from Spin City, and am now excited to check out his latest book.  He, meanwhile, recognized me from my Bare Minerals commercials — another Wowza moment.

If Milk had won Best Picture, I think it would have been an absolutely perfect night, but I’m happy that Sean Penn was recognized for his work, and that the sublime Kate Winslet finally won.  Some of my favorite photos below, and for gossip from inside the Vanity Fair Party at the Sunset Towers Hotel (as always, the hottest ticket in town), check out the Vanity Fair Twitter, here.

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Taraji P. Henson in Roberto Cavalli

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Madonna at Vanity Fair party at the Sunset Towers hotel

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Saint Brangelina

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Hilarious editing during Jennifer Aniston’s on-stage moment.  As the producers kept cutting between Jen and Angelina, the women near me were clucking about how wooden Jennifer seemed and how terrified she obviously was at being mere feet from Angie.  A man with them laughed and said, “Dude, I think you guys are projecting.  Jennifer Aniston doesn’t give a damn.”

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Sean and Robin Wright Penn; if you haven’t seen Milk yet, run, don’t walk

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Wonder what Teddy C. will have to say about Reese Witherspoon (looking fresh and fun!) and Jake Gyllenhaal…

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I can’t wait to see 17 Again with Zac Efron (yes, I am a 12 year old girl), and I think Vanessa Hudgens looks pretty damn cute here…but something about these two does not sit right with me at all.  Jolie no likey.

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Have you ever noticed that Diane Lane has the same less-than-super-flattering curly updo at every single awards show?  (And yet, she is still Goddess Divine gorgeous.  Love her.)

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Meryl Streep: in a league of her own, and showing the kiddies what true class, beauty and talent is (oh, and what a woman’s face should actually look like free of fillers and away from knives!)

All photos from US Magazine

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Angelina Jolie at the Benjamin Button premiere in Germany

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

Damn you, Angelina Jolie, and your perfect genes and expertly applied makeup and vaguely alien-looking 1950’s beehive.  Jolie likey.

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Get this look by focusing on the eyes: strong brows, smudged black pencil eyeliner at just the corners of upper and lower lids, rose shadow all over the eyes with plum on the lids, and a thin slash of peach liner on the bottom inside lashline. Meanwhile, cheeks and lips get just a hint of shimmery peach (methinks NARS Orgasm blush and lipgloss would do nicely).  Tease the hell out of hair, smooth it into a lopsided bun, and spray with prodigious amounts of Elnett.  Et, voila!

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Anne Hathaway at the Critics Choice Awards

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Anne Hathaway’s acceptance speech upon winning Best Actress last night at the Critics Choice Awards was one of the most awkward things I’ve seen in quite a while–I didn’t know whether to be moved by Anne’s sincerity and vulnerability or annoyed by her precious, self-indulgent rambling.  (She does know that she’s an odds-on favorite for an Academy Award nominee…but that last night wasn’t actually the Oscars, right?)  I reserve judgment–at the end of the day, Anne seems like good people–and instead choose to be amused by Angelina Jolie’s death glares.

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Jennifer Aniston on “uncool” Angelina in December Vogue

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

It’s the interview everybody’s already talking about: Jennifer Aniston sat down with Vogue magazine for their December issue and went on the record about Angelina Jolie, saying, “There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening…I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss…That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”

Claws.  Out. 

JenniAni looks bronzed, beachy and beautiful on the cover, so I’m eager to see the rest of the photos.  I might actually buy a copy of Vogue for once!

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Angelina Jolie breastfeeding on the cover of W

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Oh my God, a boob!  Avert your eyes!!

So, here we have an intimate peek at Angelina Jolie breastfeeding one of the twins, in a photo taken by Brad Pitt.  It’s all so cozy and cutesy that I would want to throw knives at my computer…if it weren’t a genuinely beautiful shot.  (I mean, c’mon.  What sort of genetic deal did this chick strike with God?)  In all seriousness, I think it’s wonderful to see motherhood and the human body–okay, and St. Angelina–celebrated so.

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Somewhere in Malibu, the equally lovely Jennifer Aniston weeps, then chain-smokes three packs of Merits.

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