So, I just caved and went to see New Moon, even though I’m hardly a Twilight “fan.”  Good Christ almighty, is Taylor Lautner a hottie, or what?  (Yeah, methinks there’s a bit of Team Jacob brewing inside me!)  While watching New Moon, the following thoughts ran on an endless loop through my noggin:

1) Oh my god, that boy is beautiful.
2) You are a pedophile.  That boy is 17.
3) I don’t care.  I hope he takes his shirt off again.
4) Looking at his teeth is like staring into the sun.  Does he have stock in Crest Whitestrips?

Personally, Crest Whitestrips make me fall to the ground in agony and weep — my teeth are that sensitive.   If you’re like me and can’t tolerate most at-home whitening systems, but still long to join the ranks of the White Teeth People, I recommend Go Smile Whitening Ampoules, which are much more gentle but still provide excellent Chiclet-rivaling chompers.  Since you can control the application, there’s no worry that the whitening gel will get on gums (which is what hurts me) and you can apply it perfectly in the area where you want results.  To maintain, check out Go Smile Touch Ups, available in a ton of yummy different flavors like Green Apple and Watermelon Mint.  Deeeelish!  (Just…like…Taylor.)

Click here for more pics from Taylor’s GQ photoshoot. So CUTE!