Many moons ago, Jolie was unhealthily obsessed with the Olsen twins’ hair: after apparently entering into a pact with Satan, Mary-Kate and Ashley were blessed with the most perfectly tousled waves to ever grace two entitled little celebrity scalps.  But then the Olsens got all pouty and Boho, and the spell was broken.  As of late, I’ve lost my admiration for any famous-people tresses–no looks have been doing it for me.  But wait!  Today! The Katie Holmes reinvention tour entered stage 4 (Operation: Make Her Relatable Again To Ensure Chances Of Potential Future Oscar), and La Kate showed up at the Valkyrie premiere in Japan looking all bomb-ass bombshell.  Sure, they’re extensions, but Jolie cares not.  I am me gusta-ing in a big way and will be pulling out my curling iron tonight in an attempt to replicate.  Well played, Katie Holmes.  Well played, indeed.

Photo from People.com (T-Link/Rex)

Mere days after we spotted Ashley (or was it Mary-Kate?) in Paris on the Rue du Bac,  the twins met up in London at Selfridges to promote their clothing line Elizabeth and James.  Now, most makeup induces little more than a yawn in me, but the smoky eyes below are such utter perfection that I might have to replicate them on myself tonight–even though my Friday evening will be consisting of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and a fresh bottle of shiraz.  That’s right.  I’m very busy and awesome.  (As far as the shiny, buttery sleekness of their hair?  I die.)

Photo from E!Online