Coming UP!

Ah, yes, tonight begins cycle 73 of the Godfather of all reality-dating shows, The Bachelor.  This time…the stakes are higher…because for the first time ever…the Bachelor is a single dad.  (Cue dramatic music and long-lens shots of a backlit couple walking into the sunset hand-in-hand.)  Cheesy as hell?  You betcha.  Will I be glued to my TV in rapture?  Um, do you even need to ask?  I have an inexplicable love for this show–we’re talking crack-level addiction–and as long as they make ‘em, I’ll be there watching.  (Equally exciting tonight, the premiere of the Ashton Kutcher/Tyra Banks “inner beauty” show True Beauty.  Can’t wait!)